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| Dolly Dimple |
Facebook Farm TownCome on guys all join Farm Town so we can work for each other
Frankie your grapes need harvesting.... I've looked Its so addictive and stupid  
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| urbangirluk |
I used to do it and it started taking over my life so I had to give it up lol | ||||
| gellarbing |
im already on there but my crops keep dying 
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| hakkie |
Im level 25, and I am Dollys boss!
Loads to harvst tomorrow Dolly! |
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| Julie C |
I won't go on it as a think its rubbish, I have friend who is on it all the time & puts it before her family.  Take care luv Juliexx
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| Blondie |
oh i'm addicted...damn i forgot about my grapes...they only take 4 hours....bet i've lost them now! | ||||
| hakkie |
I cleared up your leaves this morning Blondie!
Dolly, she send me a pig this morning!!!! What was she thinknig with swine flu on the move! And she wonders about the chicken she sent me as well, I have them both in quarantine! Dollys grapes go off at 1pm, and she is out!! 1
Im addicted! But..... it doesnt come before my family! |
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| Blondie |
its realy playin up at the moment. I've harvested my same crops 3 times and attemoted to sell them...i dont make any money and when i go back to my farm...they are still in the field...damn and the worst of it....the donkey has gone missing! | ||||
| hakkie |
I will send you another donkey tomorrow, reckon he has gone back to Shrek! 
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| Dolly Dimple |
Hey Blondie you have loads that need harvesting.... I'm a good worker and willing to travel
I'm not addicted
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| Lady Rachel |
okayyyyyyyyyyyyyy if you say so
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| Dolly Dimple |
I love it and yet its so stupid
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| hakkie |
yip!
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| Blondie |
haha i went and harvested someones huuuuge field yesterday...but because it was playing up i never got the money for it! stupid thing! | ||||
| Dolly Dimple |
 go on strike
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| Dolly Dimple |
Before I go off to my bed I thought I'd let you all know that Hakkies Farm is absolutely Rubbish...........
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| hakkie |
You lie Mrs Drivel, you beg me to hire you!!!
I have 2 houses, 2 barns and 2 windmills? What have you got?? An old cart and runaway donkeys and horses!!! BTW - they ran to my farm asking for asylum!!! So I took them in, keep a lookout on your pigs, I believe they have drippy noses and a sneeze! OH AND I HAVE A POND AND STONE WALLS!!! P.s Animals can escape if you have no fences around your property.
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| Dolly Dimple |
Good morning fellow farmer For your information I would like to explain that I did indeed have my animals fenced in and at no time where they in any immediate danger!
I sat and pondered my animals disappearance and hired a private investigator called Mr I Gadget...... Within minutes he'd located a local animal trafficker known as Mrs S HakYakYakettyYak - However, his suspicions where unfounded as my animals returned once we'd 'reloaded'..... I felt the need to sell my precious animals to protect them from said Mrs S HakYakettyYak, as I believe she can be a very dangerous character. Your slanderous remarks have now led me to make the heartbreaking decision to relocate to a quieter neighborhood to protect myself and my livelihood. I would like to take the opportunity to wish you bad luck, locust swarms, drought, veg/fruit rot and animal flu. I'm truly sorry to hear of your farm fire (oppsss thats not happened yet)
Yours faithfully, Dolly Big Boots - Hill Billy Dolls Magic Farm |
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| hakkie |
Dear Mrs Boots
I have informed the local marketers you are dealing in magic indeed, those mushrooms you have growing are not for the general public FYI- it is illegal in the UK to harvest such said mushrooms, magic indeed I wonder if perhaps you have eaten one to many, for the drivel is increasing each day! You beg me to hire you, and I oblige as I hate to see my neighbours farms in such sad states of disrepair, I hope the money you got from working today, will enable you to buy fences and a barn! I imagine you will have to live in the barn, but better that than skulking around my doors. You are bringing down the value of my farm, hence the need for me to spend 60,000 on stone walls, but STILL you weedle your way in! The pig you sent me does indeed have swine flu, but I am seeking veterinary treatment. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your sweaty armpits, and blue tongue arrive at your door, unless you become a respectable neighbour. Kind regards Hakkie Hjaltland Farms Estate! |
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| Louise (Admin) |
ROFL!!!
We eagerly await the reply of Mrs Boots!
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| Dolly Dimple |
To:
Mrs S HakYakettyYak Hjatland Farm Estate Shetland Isles Norway From: Mrs Dolly Big Boots Hill Billy Dolls Magic Farm Daffodil Town North Wales Dear Mrs HakYakettyYak, I write in response to your above libelous post. I do not take kindly to your slanderous remarks with regard to my mushrooms. They are harvested in my top secret bunker so therefore you have infiltrated my property. KEEP OFF MY LAND!!! I do indeed frequent the market on a daily basis and yes I do sell my mushroom harvest. People have a right to decline my crops and can choose to walk past my stall. I note my stall is much busier than yours, is this why you feel the need for this ti-raid of abuse? I would also like to bring to your attention your numerous barns, houses, silos, animals and crops. I and others are somewhat bemused as to how you can purchase said property that has such a high value. Do you use your barns for secret crops, hence the need to slander me? I think the Farmers Union would be very interested in the nature of your barns and what happens inside them? I do not think it's dancing!! Doh see Doh I notice your grass is extremely green and bud like! The smell wafting over my fence is pungent and hangs heavily in the air. I have contacted the Jamaican Minister from Ganja City to test the air quality surrounding my farm. I will be very interested in your reaction if said Minister wishes to investigate your land. My next question is: "Why do you feel the need for so many scarecrows?" I've recently watched a very interesting documentary, called 'The Wicker Man', and your property seems somewhat familiar! I can only hope we can move on and questions can be answered. I would very much like us to come to an amicable agreement of living side by side in harmony and build a good working relationship! My mushroom crop has a good yield and once we ascertain your bud like grass I'm sure we can unite. Yours faithfully, Mrs B Boots Hill Billy Dolls Magic Farm Afterthought: I feel the need to inform you at this stage, being neighbourly of course, that quite a few of our neighbours have recently moved away leaving no forwarding address. This is currently being investigated by Sergeant Howie and Ms Rowan Morrison from Summerisle. |
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| Saftlad |
I worry about you pair 
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| Dolly Dimple |
Until I have further clarification on this matter I cannot comment!
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| hakkie |
FAO . Mrs Big Boots
Daffodil Town North Wales Dear Mrs BB Further to your correspondence dated today, I feel I must write in reply to this drivelling post, I am well aware you frequent the markets selling your wares, now the question is what other wares do you sell? Talk in daffodil town inform me your last residence was in Amsterdam with the tulips. Now I am well aware of what goes on there. The green grass I grow is made from budgie seed, it has a lovely shaped leaf, and tastes devine. I think it also comes under the name weed, on my budgie packet it just says Trill! You can buy it quite cheaply, and it reaps big rewards. I did indeed meet with Mr Ganja, and he came and visited me with his bong pipe ready to go, we had a lovely afternoon admiring my many crops. He posed a question I could not answer in relation to your farm, so now I will pose the question to you, why do you have so many poppy fields, and what are you doing with them? In relation to my many barns, well the purpose of them is to house animals, which indeed I do, unlike you my jolly green farmer. If you spent more time trying to fix your farm instead of peeping over my fence you would prosper much better. As for your investigation from Inspector Rowie, I think it went up in flames, and last I heard Rowan was livnig with her rabbits! My scarecrows are armed with hidden cameras, and you are seen on my land constantly, beware they now carry weapons, you have been told. Try them if you will :) Summerisle is a wonderful place, perhaps you should consider buying land there? The people there seem to share your values. you would fit in well albeit briefly! Love, light and peace! Hakkie Hjaltland Farm Estate. |
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| Saftlad |
Its true what they say, there's more out than in
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| Dolly Dimple |
Have you released the people from your barn yet?
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| Dolly Dimple |
Hey Worzel
All ya grapes have died 
Am I bovvered
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| hakkie |
Am I????
been out at chloes fiddle concert, and they died when i was away!
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| Dolly Dimple |
Have ya seen all my dosh I'm such a tight fisted farmer who won't upgrade my farm coz all I want is MONEY 
Hope you all had a good night - Well done to baby YakYak she's a little superstar xx P.S ya grapes still died though
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| Dolly Dimple |
Fellow Farmer
Have ya seen my DOSH
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| Shar |
OMG - I just read this thread and I'm in kinks laughing - what a tonic you two are.
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| dawn |
i keep changing my farm layout.... its staying as it is now ive finally got my animals to stay stilll in the pen... apart from the cat whos loving the run around
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| Dolly Dimple |
Are you enjoying Farm Town Dawn xx | ||||
| Saftlad |
Gert off I land
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| dawn |
yea i love it.... just need more coins soooooooo i can put more on it lol
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| hakkie |
you seen my farm Dawn?
I have 2 houses, 3 ponds, 2 barns, 3 windmills and a greenhouse! whoo hoo. Am level 30, nearly 31. But am not on it much just now as busy. Check me out!
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| dawn |
anyone want to hire me lol | ||||
| Dolly Dimple |
Don't look Dawn it's not worth the journey
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| Dolly Dimple |
She's a good worker, brings her own butties and flask
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| dawn |
lol yea any work going i will take it
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| Shar |
Well I'm catching Hakkie and Dolly up and Hakkie was kind enough to let me work on her farm today and I made MEGABUCKS!!!!
Hakkie's got a cracking farm, with a lovely house, loads of flowers and tree's, cracking river, I really aspire to it.
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| PixieSnowBunny |
I got me a farm town and am slowly building up my money. The other day I hired someone just to see what happened - I had a tree that was ready to harvest. I guess the person was annoyed about it because they sent me the most abusive letter, calling me a 'C' and saying they hoped a 'N' spat on me and gave me aids!!
Question, if you want to get hired, do you have to hang around at the market and wait for someone to pick you or can you just go there and then log out? |
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| Shar |
That was pretty nasty and uncalled for but yes they probably expected more than a tree to harvest. 
If you want hired, go to the market place and ask if anyones hiring, someone may pick you, they may not but you have to hang about and they also expect you to harvest thier crops straight away.
If you want you can add me on facebook and I'll add you as a neighbour and if you're around when my farm needs harvesting I'll hire you. |
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| PixieSnowBunny |
Sweet, thanks. erm....what's your user name on there? | ||||
| hakkie |
I will be your neighbour as well Pixie, im hakkie on there, email is robertson660@btinternet.com.
You should report the pillock who sent you such drivel, am sorry it happened to you, I have never had any bother. I will gladly hire you, I have loads of pumpkins usually and they will make you loads of money when you harvest them.
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| Dolly Dimple |
Pixie thats absolutely awful
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| Shar |
EDITED This post to remove my name now that you've added me.
Hakkie and Dolly's farms are pretty spectacular lol.
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| PixieSnowBunny |
Added you both :) | ||||
| Dolly Dimple |
Pixie are we friends on Facebook? | ||||
| PixieSnowBunny |
Not sure, but I don't think so. You can add me tho if you want. User name is Sharon May and if you're friends with Flakey on there you'll find me in her list of friends. | ||||
| dawn |
woohoo i finally have a house and now just got 2 benches
lol now im reoganising the fields so i can have some soom around the fields and house oh what fun 
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| Dolly Dimple |
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| Dolly Dimple |
I don't know who I'm friends with..... I cud be ya best buddy on FB but I wouldn't realise I talk to ya on Lazy Lounge (God does that make sense my head is being silly)
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| dawn |
ive done a bit more of a revamp to my farm woohoo... just need get to the next level so i can get a pond
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| Dolly Dimple |
I'll go have a peep
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| Dolly Dimple |
Looking Goooooood
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| dawn |
cheers hunny im just goin back on now to try and get some points lol | ||||
| Dolly Dimple |
What time are u at work tomorrow, coz I'll have crops in the morning if you have time xx | ||||
| dawn |
im off tomorrow.... poss be on in the morning before i go to the zoo (again) | ||||
| Dolly Dimple |
I didn't get up till late have sat harvesting and cropping since I got outa my pit
Have a good time at the zoo xx |
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| Saftlad |
I can smell the sweat from here 
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| Dolly Dimple |
I had loads to do - stupid farming
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| dawn |
im back home now.... need build my coins back up lol | ||||
| Dolly Dimple |
I wish I cud give you some of mine | ||||
| dawn |
lol i could do with 40,000
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| Louise (Admin) |
I have had soo many invites for this and keep declining them and now another friend is nagging me about it . . . I might just give in, Just to see what the fuss is about.
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| PixieSnowBunny |
I've found it very addictive and keep checking my fields several times a day to see if they've grown lol. *needs to get a life* | ||||
| Dolly Dimple |
I'm having a few days rest coz my daughter is here
Any bets on how long it'll be until Louise gets hooked |
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| Louise (Admin) |
LMAO - I'll try not to! | ||||
| Shar |
Welcome to the farmhouse madness. I've requested you as a neighbour.
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| dawn |
right i really do need to get a life
ive made my farm bigger and changed it YET again
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| Dolly Dimple |
I've planted pumpkins and peas to harvest when my daughters gone - How sad is that
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| Louise (Admin) |
Nope - Really not doing it for me yet at all . . . But I seem to be a bit backwards when it comes to these games . . . I'm only just getting into Yoville, which was popular months ago . . but it's taken me this long to figure out how to play it!!!
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| Saftlad |
OOPS wrong quote 
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| Saftlad |
VERY
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| Dolly Dimple |
I can't believe how sad I am
Louise your spuds are DEAD!! |
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| Louise (Admin) |
Leave 'em die . . . I've deleted the app already anyway, cos I didn't like it as much as Yoville.
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| Dolly Dimple |
Us Farmers are most annoyed with you 
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| Saftlad |
Sounds to me that Lou's the only sane one out of you farmers
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| Louise (Admin) |
Thanks Saftlad . . . . Sorry Dolly but I couldn't care less what happens to my crops . . . Bad bad Farmer that I am . . . But I do Like Going Shopping on Yoville!
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| Shar |
Whats Yoville?
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| Louise (Admin) |
It's Like the Farmtown game Shar but instead of working on your farm, you work on your home and get to shop, shop , shop!
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| Dolly Dimple |
I don't like Yoville I can't take no more farming, tis doing my head in
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| hakkie |
Plow plow plow dolly!!!!!
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| symon |
Im level 23 doing ok,, normally just plant onions...
dont do the animals as they slow it down to much. |
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| Dolly Dimple |
Hi Symon,
I only have a few animals but I've frozen their movements which is great coz I visit Hakkies farm an she has about 3000 of them 
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| symon |
I get sent around 30 farm gifts aday normally animals ,, i just collect and sell them lol,, tress are good they make money |
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| Dolly Dimple |
I sell most of my gifts but don't tell Hakkie
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| Saftlad |
Your secrets safe with me Dimps, honest
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| Dolly Dimple |
Goooood Its our secret guys
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| hakkie |
Hakkie sells Dimpsys gifts! Esp swine flu pigs, bird flu chickens and mad cows!
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| Dolly Dimple |
hahahahaha
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| FlakeySugarButt |
*runs in wearing a flat cap and chewing hay and shouts*
GED OFF MOY LAAAAAAAAAAND *before running back out again* |
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| PixieSnowBunny |
LMAO!! Now you just know that I'm singing that song in my head now. You know the one I mean Flakey. | ||||
| FlakeySugarButt |
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| urbangirluk |
I joined FarmTown but I have no idea what I'm doing lol | ||||
| dawn |
lol its not hard hun once u get into it
just start by ploughing fields and planting seeds in them lol |
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| Dolly Dimple |
Its really easy when you get going
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| dawn |
and very addictive | ||||
| PixieSnowBunny |
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
I'd made arrangements for baby sis to look after my farm while I was busy with the baby, but she must have forgotten because all of my plants have died and I've lost shed loads of money
I'll have to sort it all out tomorrow and replant what I can and then get busy rebuilding my money. |
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