Facebook Farm Town

Dolly Dimple · Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 7:43 pm Post subject: Facebook Farm Town

Come on guys all join Farm Town so we can work for each other

Frankie your grapes need harvesting.... I've looked

Its so addictive and stupid

urbangirluk · Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 8:54 pm Post subject:

I used to do it and it started taking over my life so I had to give it up lol

gellarbing · Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 9:49 pm Post subject:

im already on there but my crops keep dying

hakkie · Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 11:07 pm Post subject:

Im level 25, and I am Dollys boss!

Loads to harvst tomorrow Dolly!

Julie C · Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 7:04 am Post subject:

I won't go on it as a think its rubbish, I have friend who is on it all the time & puts it before her family.

Take care luv Juliexx

Blondie · Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 10:48 am Post subject:

oh i'm addicted...damn i forgot about my grapes...they only take 4 hours....bet i've lost them now!

hakkie · Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 12:33 pm Post subject:

I cleared up your leaves this morning Blondie!

Dolly, she send me a pig this morning!!!!
What was she thinknig with swine flu on the move!
And she wonders about the chicken she sent me as well, I have them both in quarantine!

Dollys grapes go off at 1pm, and she is out!!

1

Im addicted!
But..... it doesnt come before my family!

Blondie · Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 1:50 pm Post subject:

its realy playin up at the moment. I've harvested my same crops 3 times and attemoted to sell them...i dont make any money and when i go back to my farm...they are still in the field...damn and the worst of it....the donkey has gone missing!

hakkie · Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 2:20 pm Post subject:

I will send you another donkey tomorrow, reckon he has gone back to Shrek!

Dolly Dimple · Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 5:13 pm Post subject:

Hey Blondie you have loads that need harvesting.... I'm a good worker and willing to travel

I'm not addicted

Lady Rachel · Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 6:58 pm Post subject:

okayyyyyyyyyyyyyy if you say so

Dolly Dimple · Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 7:57 pm Post subject:

I love it and yet its so stupid

hakkie · Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 11:26 pm Post subject:

yip!

Blondie · Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:01 pm Post subject:

haha i went and harvested someones huuuuge field yesterday...but because it was playing up i never got the money for it! stupid thing!

Dolly Dimple · Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 2:49 pm Post subject:

go on strike

Dolly Dimple · Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 11:57 pm Post subject:

Before I go off to my bed I thought I'd let you all know that Hakkies Farm is absolutely Rubbish...........

hakkie · Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 12:52 am Post subject:

You lie Mrs Drivel, you beg me to hire you!!!

I have 2 houses, 2 barns and 2 windmills?

What have you got?? An old cart and runaway donkeys and horses!!!

BTW - they ran to my farm asking for asylum!!!
So I took them in, keep a lookout on your pigs, I believe they have drippy noses and a sneeze!

OH AND I HAVE A POND AND STONE WALLS!!!

P.s Animals can escape if you have no fences around your property.

Dolly Dimple · Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 8:43 am Post subject:

Good morning fellow farmer

For your information I would like to explain that I did indeed have my animals fenced in and at no time where they in any immediate danger!

I sat and pondered my animals disappearance and hired a private investigator called Mr I Gadget...... Within minutes he'd located a local animal trafficker known as Mrs S HakYakYakettyYak - However, his suspicions where unfounded as my animals returned once we'd 'reloaded'.....

I felt the need to sell my precious animals to protect them from said Mrs S HakYakettyYak, as I believe she can be a very dangerous character.

Your slanderous remarks have now led me to make the heartbreaking decision to relocate to a quieter neighborhood to protect myself and my livelihood.

I would like to take the opportunity to wish you bad luck, locust swarms, drought, veg/fruit rot and animal flu. I'm truly sorry to hear of your farm fire (oppsss thats not happened yet)

Yours faithfully,

Dolly Big Boots - Hill Billy Dolls Magic Farm

hakkie · Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 10:14 am Post subject:

Dear Mrs Boots

I have informed the local marketers you are dealing in magic indeed, those mushrooms you have growing are not for the general public

FYI- it is illegal in the UK to harvest such said mushrooms, magic indeed

I wonder if perhaps you have eaten one to many, for the drivel is increasing each day!

You beg me to hire you, and I oblige as I hate to see my neighbours farms in such sad states of disrepair, I hope the money you got from working today, will enable you to buy fences and a barn!
I imagine you will have to live in the barn, but better that than skulking around my doors.

You are bringing down the value of my farm, hence the need for me to spend 60,000 on stone walls, but STILL you weedle your way in!

The pig you sent me does indeed have swine flu, but I am seeking veterinary treatment.

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your sweaty armpits, and blue tongue arrive at your door, unless you become a respectable neighbour.

Kind regards

Hakkie
Hjaltland Farms Estate!

Louise (Admin) · Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 10:16 am Post subject:

ROFL!!!

We eagerly await the reply of Mrs Boots!

Dolly Dimple · Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 1:04 pm Post subject:

To:

Mrs S HakYakettyYak
Hjatland Farm Estate
Shetland Isles
Norway

From:

Mrs Dolly Big Boots
Hill Billy Dolls Magic Farm
Daffodil Town
North Wales

Dear Mrs HakYakettyYak,

I write in response to your above libelous post. I do not take kindly to your slanderous remarks with regard to my mushrooms. They are harvested in my top secret bunker so therefore you have infiltrated my property. KEEP OFF MY LAND!!!

I do indeed frequent the market on a daily basis and yes I do sell my mushroom harvest. People have a right to decline my crops and can choose to walk past my stall. I note my stall is much busier than yours, is this why you feel the need for this ti-raid of abuse?

I would also like to bring to your attention your numerous barns, houses, silos, animals and crops. I and others are somewhat bemused as to how you can purchase said property that has such a high value. Do you use your barns for secret crops, hence the need to slander me? I think the Farmers Union would be very interested in the nature of your barns and what happens inside them? I do not think it's dancing!! Doh see Doh

I notice your grass is extremely green and bud like! The smell wafting over my fence is pungent and hangs heavily in the air. I have contacted the Jamaican Minister from Ganja City to test the air quality surrounding my farm. I will be very interested in your reaction if said Minister wishes to investigate your land.

My next question is: "Why do you feel the need for so many scarecrows?" I've recently watched a very interesting documentary, called 'The Wicker Man', and your property seems somewhat familiar!

I can only hope we can move on and questions can be answered.

I would very much like us to come to an amicable agreement of living side by side in harmony and build a good working relationship! My mushroom crop has a good yield and once we ascertain your bud like grass I'm sure we can unite.

Yours faithfully,

Mrs B Boots
Hill Billy Dolls Magic Farm

Afterthought:

I feel the need to inform you at this stage, being neighbourly of course, that quite a few of our neighbours have recently moved away leaving no forwarding address. This is currently being investigated by Sergeant Howie and Ms Rowan Morrison from Summerisle.

Saftlad · Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 2:00 pm Post subject:

I worry about you pair

Dolly Dimple · Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 3:14 pm Post subject:

hakkie · Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 5:03 pm Post subject:

FAO . Mrs Big Boots
Daffodil Town
North Wales

Dear Mrs BB

Further to your correspondence dated today,

I feel I must write in reply to this drivelling post, I am well aware you frequent the markets selling your wares, now the question is what other wares do you sell?
Talk in daffodil town inform me your last residence was in Amsterdam with the tulips. Now I am well aware of what goes on there.

The green grass I grow is made from budgie seed, it has a lovely shaped leaf, and tastes devine.
I think it also comes under the name weed, on my budgie packet it just says Trill!
You can buy it quite cheaply, and it reaps big rewards.
I did indeed meet with Mr Ganja, and he came and visited me with his bong pipe ready to go, we had a lovely afternoon admiring my many crops.

He posed a question I could not answer in relation to your farm, so now I will pose the question to you, why do you have so many poppy fields, and what are you doing with them?

In relation to my many barns, well the purpose of them is to house animals, which indeed I do, unlike you my jolly green farmer.

If you spent more time trying to fix your farm instead of peeping over my fence you would prosper much better.

As for your investigation from Inspector Rowie, I think it went up in flames, and last I heard Rowan was livnig with her rabbits!

My scarecrows are armed with hidden cameras, and you are seen on my land constantly, beware they now carry weapons, you have been told. Try them if you will :)

Summerisle is a wonderful place, perhaps you should consider buying land there? The people there seem to share your values. you would fit in well albeit briefly!

Love, light and peace!

Hakkie
Hjaltland Farm Estate.

Saftlad · Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 5:26 pm Post subject:

Its true what they say, there's more out than in